Author: MerrikBeing Jared LetoColin: “It’s happened again. I got up this morning and he wasn’t here. I’m going looking for him, can you stay in case he returns?”
Colin: “You must help me... we must go and look for him.”
Other guy: “Again?! God, why did you take him to see that movie?!”
Colin: “I know that he had problems, but how can I suppose that he will convince himself that he is Jared Leto!?”
Colin: “I even brought him to group’s therapy, but they had no effects on him.”
Colin: “Let’s search him... honey, where are you???”
Jary: “He he he, you’ll never find me!! Hi hi hi!”
A FEW HOURS LATER...
Colin: “He’s still not here... Hey, excuse me!”
Colin: “By chance, did you see a boy, well... yes, a bit fat, wearing glasses?”
Lake: “I think that at the corner, in front of that white bus there is a boy signing autographs...”
Colin: "Over there??"
Jary: “WHO WANTS AN AUTOGRAPH?? HEY, QUIET, DON’T PUSH!!”
(Background whispers: “are you sure that he’s the same in the photos????????????????????’’”)
Colin: “Love!!!!”
Jary: “Yes??”
Colin: “Honey, listen to me, this is not 30STM’s bus and you are not Jared Leto. Come now, I’m taking you home. We’ll take your pill and then we will go to bed, OK???”
Jary: “Yes, OK, fine... Bye-bye everybody!!!... We’ll see each other later, at the Oscar’s night!!”
Colin: “Doctor House? I fear the pills are not enough anymore...”